You hit the Lottery and win 1.3 million dollars, but.....
First You are hit for a huge tax bill..... You buy a new car and home with whats left but as you are leaving the auto dealership you are involved in a minor fenderbender. The other driver recognizes you from tthe news and sues you...... Now you OWE them $1 million AND your lawyer $100, 000 in legal fees.
I wish..... I was the picture of physical perfection and health.
you are now hounded night and day by admirers who stalk and eventually kill you, saying if i cant have you noone will, your body is put on display and stolen by a necrophillia group who keeps you in their attic...your memoru as a sex symbol iis tainted by advertising agents who use your image to sell their new line of health products which are causing cancer in the masses. your face now becomes synonymous with corruption and death..every instance and peice of evidence that you were living is erased from the planet...you have been annihillated in the past as well as in the future...
Its August 31 and you get in your car to go and it wont start. You have a friend who can fix it fast for you and you finally hit the road. As you leave the driveway you get a flat tire. you finally arrive and you dont have your tickets or your wallet. You return home to get them and half way there you run out of gas. You dont have a cell phone so you have to start hiking to get help. A state Cop picks you up for Hitchhiking and vagrancy. You explain that you ran out of gas and they also add a charge of illegal dumping (because your car was left on the highway). You are assigned an inept public defender and you get 30 days. While in jail you get in a fight and kill your attacker. You plead self defence but you are sentenced to an additional 25 to life. You dont serve it though because 3 weeks later you are shanked in the yard.
I Wish I could go to the Las Vegas ST CON in August......
You go to the Las Vegas ST CON in August and your luggage gets stolen, the hotel tripple books your room, and at checkout your credit card is denied because your "room-mates" maxed it out while you were sleeping.
I wish I would find myself as part of the cast on a Discovery Channel show.
You get the job, but it turns out the jo would be fullfilled on the show of Dirty Jobs. They make you clean out all the porti-potties in a construction site for 30 days. Then they move you on to cleaning out the septics for peoples homes.
Corrupt a wish game!
Posted - 07/07/2007 : 03:33:02 AM
I saw this topic in a Mythbusters Group...Thought it might be fun to try here.
Now this is where the fun begins...
