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Wolfman
Senior Member
USA
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 Posted - 04/14/2003 : 07:30:41 AM
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This was given to me 5 years ago when I got my first route.
A schoolbus driver is a person who smiles in the morning and smiles in the evening and eats Rolaids in between. A schoolbus driver has a good undestanding of human nature and mother nature. A school bus driver has an up to date vocabulary. A school bus driver gives reassuring nods to anxious moms standing at the bus stop. A school bus driver gets there when nobody else can, finds houses that don't exist and childern with no names. School bus drivers have eyes in the back of their heads and hear every word, even in sign language. A school bus drivers are immune to noise. A school bus drivers favorite words (besides "goodmorning" and "goodnight") are "sit down". Sometimes a school bus driver gets tired, but seldom gets mad, and always gets there.
Wolfman Howling  Mostly at the kids!
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What Is A School Bus Driver?
