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ThomasER0005
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USA
576 Posts |
 Posted - 05/31/2005 : 09:33:55 AM
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 09:59:59 AM
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Orlando, Florida home of the Walt Disney World....
Back to my part:
They decide they'll get on 0612 (2006 IC-CE) from our district because they were afraid the roof would cave in, or it'll catch on fire, lol. |
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Jim
Top Member
USA
581 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 4:14:02 PM
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| But then the air door on 0612 started to malfunction (again), and after all of these unfortunate incidents, they all wonder if they should just turn around and head home. |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 5:06:54 PM
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| The decided to keep going using a bus (1977 International Wayne) they found for sale down the interstate. |
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72Corsair
Top Member
USA
698 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 5:09:06 PM
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| As they drive the cops chase after them for not meeting state specs and not having valid plates, this turns into a high speed chase of 45mph. |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 5:13:19 PM
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| Well, while pulled over, the bus driver shows the temporay liscene they bought for the bus, and say it is registered and owned by himself, and the kids are family members (lie). |
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GMCBlueBird83
Top Member
USA
1478 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 5:16:23 PM
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Originally posted by 92WardSenatorFE
Well, while pulled over, the bus driver shows the temporay liscene they bought for the bus, and say it is registered and owned by himself, and the kids are family members (lie).
As the driver is explaing this to the cops, the 345 V8 under the hood starts to smoke, and then bursts into flames! |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 5:18:53 PM
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| So then they are glad they bought that replacement Ward Senator FE they saw on eBay awhile back. |
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BlueBird44
Top Member
USA
1639 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 5:36:17 PM
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| By now the Transportation Director is so sick of loosing equipment and having to fill out papers on all the damaged buses he and his whole staff retires after hiring several senior drivers for their jobs they are now left with the task of rebuilding the whole transportation office and equipment. |
IC-The Golden Shield of School Transportation |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 5:47:42 PM
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| Thats why IC steps in and donates some new IC-CE's, RE's, and FE's. |
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ThomasER0005
Top Member
USA
576 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2005 : 9:12:01 PM
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| then the IC CE, RE, FE all burst into flames. |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2005 : 04:42:36 AM
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| But since they were insured, they send more, and a order of fire estinguishers. |
Yellow & Black
A new forum community dedicated to school bus driving, operations, maintenance and enthusiasts!
Come join the discussion! |
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80-RE4
Top Member
USA
5700 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 03:10:03 AM
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| Then, me (amtran re 4) hears of the news, sees the fire, comes aside of you all in my 2000 Amtran RE and calls you all crazy for starting this thread (but got a good laugh out of it), then I offer you all a ride (no throwing up allowed on my bus!) |
Edited by - 80-RE4 on 06/02/2005 03:12:17 AM |
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ThomasER0005
Top Member
USA
576 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 10:05:33 AM
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| then you all stop on the side of the road to get free pizza. |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 12:51:48 PM
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| When they walked in the 'Papa Johns' a extremely ugly man keep yelling "WOOHOO" "WOOHOO" in their faces and wouldn't quit. |
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Chris
Top Member
USA
1013 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 12:57:21 PM
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| And there were wild squirrels in the resturant; black, grey and brown! |
My Personal Fleet
1985 Ward Ford #1 Lexington Local - 1990 Wayne International NO.2 Walton-Verona - 1992 Ward Senator NO.4 Walton-Verona *SOLD* |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 2:21:20 PM
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| Then, one of the kids pulls out a All American bus bank full of dollar coins and slaps the ugly person in the head, then Ronda, who loves squirrels, yells "WHOOPIE! THEY GOT MY INVITATION!". |
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ThomasER0005
Top Member
USA
576 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2005 : 2:55:47 PM
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| then they found out all of the employees were monkeys. |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 04:39:21 AM
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| Then, they relized they steped into the neighbooring pet store, and the person they slapped was the 'nutcase' zoo keeper. |
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ThomasER0005
Top Member
USA
576 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2005 : 3:10:58 PM
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| Then the 2000 Amtran RE they were riding in was stolen by one of the monkeys. |
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Thomasbus24
Administrator
USA
4547 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2005 : 6:54:56 PM
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*can't believe I'm about to do this*
So I grab my beloved 1981 Thomas saf-t-liner ER and, followed by the black oil cloud, come to pick everyone up. |
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ThomasER0005
Top Member
USA
576 Posts |
Posted - 06/06/2005 : 4:01:33 PM
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| then when the driver looks up he sees a big tornado coming straight for him and the kids on the bus. |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 04:02:41 AM
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However, the frequent tornado actually switched directions, and disappeared!
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OFF TOPIC:
i thought i'd bring this topic back up. I got a hoot out of rereading it!
~Jake~ |
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mrbluebird
Advanced Member
USA
381 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 04:51:45 AM
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| all of a sudden a semi hit the school bus then the semi hit a 12 inch pot hole. |
YOUR CHILDREN'S SAFETY IS OUR BUSINESS |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 07:11:19 AM
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And because of the wreck, a trusty old 1991 Ward Senator FE comes to the rescue!
OFF TOPIC:
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Edited by - Jake on 07/17/2006 4:34:50 PM |
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Gini
Top Member
USA
1249 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 4:40:56 PM
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| then because Richard was distracted as a result of being rude to Ricky cos of his stunts, he drives into a massive mud puddle created by the storm & stalls out; fortunately for the kids, Gini pulls up in her 07 IC FE w/ the awesome ac, which is needed, as the heat wave caused the storm. |
1Peter 1:3 |
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Cody
Top Member
United States
1630 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 4:43:38 PM
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| And then my English teacher came and screamed at Gini for that massive run-on! LOL |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 4:48:47 PM
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And then the 07 IC-FE catches on fire (as you've read, this area is where everything suddenly catches on fire) and a 1992 IHC Wayne comes to take them all home!
~Jake~ |
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Gini
Top Member
USA
1249 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 4:52:31 PM
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| but it turns out that the 07 IC FE catching on fire was just a bad nightmare one of the exhausted kids had; the 07 IC FE is a SpEd bus designed to be fire proof! |
1Peter 1:3 |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 4:54:19 PM
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| Well, since plan #1 didn't work, the angry monkies from the pizza palor came in and raided the bus! |
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Gini
Top Member
USA
1249 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 4:58:39 PM
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| but Gini was prepared, & had stickers w/ pretty pics on them to give the angry monkeys & while the monkeys were distracted, Gini gunned it & took off! |
1Peter 1:3 |
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Jake
Top Member
USA
3527 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 5:04:03 PM
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But when they noticed you were gone, they hopped on the 1992 IHC Wayne and went after ya!
~Jake LOL~ |
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Gini
Top Member
USA
1249 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 5:07:43 PM
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| but Gini had googled the area beforehand, using the hybrid feature, & was able to find a hiding place until the angry monkeys passed by, driving until they got hungry & stopped to eat. |
1Peter 1:3 |
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GMCBlueBird83
Top Member
USA
1478 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 6:05:06 PM
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Originally posted by Gini
but Gini was prepared, & had stickers w/ pretty pics on them to give the angry monkeys & while the monkeys were distracted, Gini gunned it & took off!
But because Gini was driving an IC FE, the turbo on her DT466 failed and the excessive heat in the driver's area from the engine nearly caused her to pass out. |
Edited by - GMCBlueBird83 on 07/17/2006 6:06:38 PM |
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Gini
Top Member
USA
1249 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 7:34:22 PM
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| but because Gini is fortunate, the turbo on her DT466 didn't really fail, it only went pop, pop-pop! & continued to run w/o any problems, while Gini stayed cool cos she had fixed the engine heat problems w/ her 07 IC FE by using cleaning rags placed strategically under the dash & directing the fans under the front ac unit to pull the cold air down to her feet. |
1Peter 1:3 |
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