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80-RE4
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USA
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 Posted - 01/21/2008 : 08:21:16 AM
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Ten Clues That You're Married To A School Bus Driver
#10 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse pre-trips the family car, daily.
#9 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse reaches for the microphone to speak to you.
#8 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse waves, with a smile, to all crossing guards even when sitting in the back of a patrol car.
#7 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse has an emergency evacuation drill, twice a year, in the family car.
#6 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse parks the car in the bus loading zone, during P.T.A. meetings.
#5 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse has you sign off the pre-trip book before you drive his pickup.
#4 You're probably married to a special education bus driver if your spouse only waits two minutes for you to get out to the car.
#3 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse writes up her children for bad behavior, in the family wagon.
#2 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse asks for a route sheet, to take you shopping.
#1 You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse stops at all railroad crossings with the flashers on, in the family van. ............................anonymous
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mlkdrives41
Top Member
USA
2055 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2008 : 1:30:35 PM
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Then there is:
You look for the switch for the yellows when you are stopping to drop off your child at a friend's house. (Did that!)
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Nothing great has ever been accomplished without enthusiasm! |
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bus724
Top Member
USA
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Posted - 01/21/2008 : 1:50:10 PM
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| Another one...you laugh when someone complains that they have to get up at 6:30 to go into work "early". |
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Sam
Advanced Member
United States
390 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2008 : 4:58:09 PM
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| LOL @ ALL of these!!! I moved my car in teh driveway this morning and tried to pull out the parking brake. pshhhhhh! |
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bus724
Top Member
USA
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Posted - 01/21/2008 : 6:05:08 PM
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| If you put on your hazards and beep the horn to back a subcompact car out of a parking spot. |
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Kodie
Top Member
United States
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Posted - 01/22/2008 : 09:17:44 AM
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| this may only apply to certain states but.... you dont turn right on red in your own car. |
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IC-CEiswhereiwannabe
Advanced Member
USA
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Posted - 01/22/2008 : 09:22:33 AM
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| ...when they're always checking that right mirror to make sure "their dualies cleared the corner" when driving your sub-compact |
Why can't U C what I C in IC? |
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B. Busguy33
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USA
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Posted - 01/22/2008 : 11:20:05 AM
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1. When stopping at the end of a street, you look in front of your personal vehicle for the non-existent crossview mirrors to make sure your front bumper is positioned before the white stop line.
2. You find yourself looking above the windshield in your personal vehicle for an exterior light monitor, only to find a sun visor. |
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School Bus M8
Top Member
USA
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Posted - 01/23/2008 : 5:08:09 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by mlkdrives41
Then there is:
You look for the switch for the yellows when you are stopping to drop off your child at a friend's house. (Did that!)
I've done that a few times when I had to drop my cousin off. |
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Lifestar Fe
Top Member
United States
521 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2008 : 5:23:52 PM
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You're probably married to a school bus driver if your spouse blows the horn at passing cars while letting kids out.
You're probably married to a (California) school bus driver if your spouse gets out of the car with a portable stop-sign every time you kid needs to cross the street. |
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bus724
Top Member
USA
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Posted - 01/23/2008 : 5:46:19 PM
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| When driving in your car on a road that's part of your bus route, you keep reaching for the amber switch 100 feet before certain houses. |
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School Bus M8
Top Member
USA
617 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2008 : 8:22:14 PM
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| When your driving in your car and something happens on the road like a serious accident and you reach for a non existant two way radio to call have the boss call police. (I've done that before too) |
Edited by - School Bus M8 on 01/23/2008 8:23:13 PM |
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disp29
Advanced Member
United States
202 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2008 : 10:51:54 PM
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How about when you give someone a ride and before you let them out, you reach out with your Right Hand to grab for the Door Handle that isn't there! I've done that one already. My best Friend asked me what I was doing and I told her, rather seriously before I realized it "How else are you going to get out"... then reality set in   |
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ptig78d
Active Member
United States
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Posted - 01/25/2008 : 11:17:50 AM
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| How about if you rock and roll while looking left, right, and left again at intersections? I caught myself doing that yesterday driving home from the bus lot in my car. |
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IC
Top Member
USA
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Posted - 01/25/2008 : 8:35:41 PM
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I once called my wife and told her I was stuck in a Signal-17 and would be late getting home. She said, "a Signal-WHAT?".
(Signal-17 is our lingo for a traffic jam) |
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bkicce06
New Member
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Posted - 07/12/2012 : 10:37:40 PM
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Sorry to bring up an old forum... but
stopping at a r/r crossign with hazards on.... in your car behind a school bus stopping to load/unload and put on hazards (massachusetts thing) and reachign above you to change a radio station like in my bus when radio is to my right... |
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08 Thomas EF
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Posted - 07/14/2012 : 5:50:51 PM
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| You take excessively wide turns in your car to maneuver in parking lots, slow way down for slight curves so as not to disturb the (nonexistent) passengers and flip the vehicle.... |
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10 Clues That You're Married To A School Bus Drivr
